The Lyrics

Fresh Toones Theme © 1996 Dave Puls Every morn the sun comes up to start a new day Seems like every one’s been talkin’ So much there’s nothing left to say Nothing that can be done Nothing new to do If you can sing from your heart You’ve got Fresh Toones If your life ever becomes Another day another dollar made Sit yourself down and Listen to what your heart has to say If your thoughts start hopping like a crazy kangaroo You haven’t got the flu You’ve got Fresh Toones If all the magic in your life seems to have disappeared Why you don’t even enjoy making faces in the mirror There’s a cure and it’s not voodoo See the magic in the song You’ve got Fresh Toones Sal’s Theme Song © 1993 Dave Puls Sal’s dressing can’t be beat You’ll want nothing more to eat Make your orders right away It’ll last for seven days Sal’s dressing is the best You don’t want to know the rest Just pick up your lousy phone And tell Sal you want some bones Things © 1982 Dave Puls Things - can’t ever get enough of those things Well, I stack them to the ceiling Shove them under my bed Stuff’m in my closet ‘til I can’t even open it 'Cause of Things Can’t ever get enough of those Things Well, even singing can become your thing Ah, but religion can become your everything Best be careful your loved ones don’t turn in to something Or we might be sittin’ here with nothing Self-employed © 1995 Dave Puls I could’ve been a fireman I could’ve been a preacher man I could’ve been a ditch diggin’ man But that’s just not what I am I’m self-employed Yeah! Self-employed I got my house up on blocks My kids barely in shoes I got my own business But don’t know how long I do I’m self-employed I could’ve lived my parents' dreams Could’ve lived them but they aren’t me I could have chosen harsh reality But I’d rather live in a fantasy Ridin’ This Train © 1995 Dave Puls Been ridin’ this train Ridin’ night and day Been ridin’ this train Cross the U S of A If you listen to the wheels You can hear them say Feed me, feed me, Feed me on that rock’n roll Rockin’ through the mountains Rock right to the sea Oh! Play that rock’n roll for me Let’s rock it as we go Play me some rock Lets make love and roll True Believer © 1995 Dave Puls I’m Right! When I’m Right, I’m Right When I’m Left I’m still Right And nothing you say can ever change that way! I’m a True Believer I’m a True Believer I’m a True Believer that I’m Right! And nothing you say can ever change that way I’ll be Right while I’m here I’ll be Right when I’m gone I’ll be Right when I’m left I’ll be Right when I’m wrong I’m Right! Goll darn it! I’m Right! And nothing you say can ever change that way Sharks in the Water © 2003 Dave Puls There are sharks in the water And they’re all disguised There are sharks in the water Tellin’ big white lies They’re always movin’ Circling their prey Feeding the congress and the 'el Presidente They're milkin' the cow for all it's worth Stalkin’ the old and sick as they lag from the herd They're lickin' their chops to get their hands on To wring the necks of the pee ons to rob a lifetime of hard work There are sharks in the water But they mustn't look obvious they say look over there While they're robbin' your nest They'll dangle your innards right before your eyes As they pull out your heart and you're covered with flies They're lickin' the red from their blood-covered smiles Slappin' high fives and laying low for a while The White House man shakes his finger But does it with nod and a wink They all have a good laugh At the way your carcass stinks There are sharks in the water What can we do They come in all colors, black collars too Must keep our eyes wide open Warn those who can't see Circle the wagons and stop feeding the thieves

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